Sitting in silence, thinking where to start. Seeing that I cannot stand sobby long, exhausting essays about how sad and boring a human life can be, I am keeping my thoughts short and strong. Like my ex-israeli girlfriend. Anyone who ever dated a yemen girl will agree, dating one of them is a health risk. If the jachnun isnt going to stop your heart, try and piss off your girl. Dymanite comes in small packages, with red nails are have names like Noy, Bar or Shani. Ive been in the receiving end more than once, and can vouch that if doesn't matter how much you bench, squat or lift. A pissed off israeli woman will make you feel smaller than a cat's penis.
Now you wonder how one looks like? Its like pregnant asians. We just dont see it in public for some reason. I saw my cat's little pinky today actually. 29, and first cat dick I see. Weird looking though. My cat is adopted from the streets. He is amazingly smart and lazy, and each and every night, as I switch off the lights, I will hear this sucking noise.
Yes. He sucks his own twinky. For long excruciating minutes, I need to bear with the noise. Falling asleep to it. Waking up from it. Dont blame him. He gets more than me, so I guess I admire his creativity to get by.
Shower time. Sitting naked to long under the aircon makes me look like an 12 year old again.
Now you wonder how one looks like? Its like pregnant asians. We just dont see it in public for some reason. I saw my cat's little pinky today actually. 29, and first cat dick I see. Weird looking though. My cat is adopted from the streets. He is amazingly smart and lazy, and each and every night, as I switch off the lights, I will hear this sucking noise.
Yes. He sucks his own twinky. For long excruciating minutes, I need to bear with the noise. Falling asleep to it. Waking up from it. Dont blame him. He gets more than me, so I guess I admire his creativity to get by.
Shower time. Sitting naked to long under the aircon makes me look like an 12 year old again.